Her real self—her hopes and dreams, her fears and sorrows—will start to emerge, like a beautiful mosaic, on the second date. So put down that beaker, take off your safety glasses, and enjoy a few chemistry jokes and riddles. Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium? A: He He Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The following conversation took place between a husband and wife at the dinner table.Wife: Can I have ’000 to get some breast implants to make them bigger. Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium? If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys. Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here! The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died. A: Co Fe2 Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium. A: Na Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."Helium doesn't react. Q: Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?
Un resguardo creado por manos locales, contenido por el entorno selvatico, la bahia, y los eternos cambios de color en el cielo que vigila al mar abierto del Pacifico, permiten un espacio con infinitas perspectivas visuales y un resguardo enriquecido por la sintonia de la arquitectura con la naturaleza.And the next time you need an inorganic standard, be sure to think of Inorganic Ventures. Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k? The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."The neutron says "Are you sure? The chemist see the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state. Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? " The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge". Other jokes to make the top 20 include a string of brilliant one-liners - and digs at wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.A quarter-century after his death comedy hero Tommy Cooper makes a strong showing in the list, which also includes gags by Peter Kay, Lee Evans and Canadian comic Stuart Francis.1. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!