Personal dating profiles for sale

I'm looking for a partner-in-crime who enjoys the outdoors and isn't afraid to step on the dancefloor from time-to-time.Don't worry if you have 'two left feet' - I spent six years training at the Gangnam-Style School of Dance, and can teach you how to do the hokey pokey for a nominal fee. As open-minded as I am, I have to draw the line at cigarettes. My cat Felix loves to meet new people, but if you're allergic to fur, the two of you probably won't get along.I also love just taking off in the car and going exploring.Unfortunately, I am an awful navigator, but that leads to all sorts of adventures. One reason is because their profile reads like a boring, dating profile shaped turd. I thought I would throw some keywords that would describe what I like to do.

The trick is, to make sure the profiles you are buying are GENUINE, UP-TO-DATE, and ACTIVE.Don’t take that the wrong way; she just really annoys me.I guess the woman that I am looking for is somewhere between a thrill-seeker and a couch potato.If you don’t keep on reading, I swear I won’t be upset with you.I will never know anyway 🙂 Travel, surprises, music, dancing, sports, books, last minute plans, open mind, photography, museum, craziness, spontaneity, going out (but also staying in), sharing, simplicity, respect, flip flops (yes, the sandals), down to earth (however fantasy is also very important), people, casual, word, news, work, sense of humor about yourself, awareness.