Sarcastic quotes about online dating

I’m way cooler than my geeky friends and way geekier than my cool friends. I’m currently helping businesses design websites to get more customers. I’m very laid back, fun, and easy to get along with.

I have a lot of really interesting friends who make my life all that much better.

Over the past week, I have been scouring through tons of Male Plenty of Fish online profiles.

Not that I’m checking out guys or anything (I love the ladies) but I was trying to look for some examples of great male dating profiles.

exists to deflate pomposity, point out the unlikelihood of certain plans, and deliver funny lines. In most cases, it is implied that the snarker would make a good leader, strategist, or consultant given their ability to instantly see the flaws in a constructed plan.

More often than not, their innate snarkiness is the only thing preventing the other characters from comprehending this for themselves.

To do this, I browsed through as many guys as I could and anyone that had 10 or more favorites, I jotted down in my spreadsheet for later analysis.

First off, I would just like to say that finding male profiles with more than 10 favorites was quite a difficult task. Just a rough calculation, I’d say that for about every thirty male online profiles I visited, only one would have 10 or more favorites.

Online Datine Profiles don't have to be full of cryptic language or rambling paragraphs that sound good at the time.

Quotes provide helpful references and inspirational examples for business and life.

These quotes below here are mainly funny as well as inspirational and motivational.

Compare The Snark Knight, Little Miss Snarker, Cuckoosnarker, Weasel Mascot, The Mean Brit, First-Person Smartass, Servile Snarker, Gentleman Snarker, Silent Snarker, Disabled Snarker.

See also Snark Bait, Non-Action Snarker, Snarky Nonhuman Sidekick, Cats Are Snarkers, Tall, Dark, and Snarky, Surrounded by Idiots, and Sarcastic Devotee. If there are too many of these, you might be in a World of Snark.